9 Best Christmas cracker jokes...

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose
Got a Christmas card full of rice today, I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come
What’s a dog’s favourite carol? Bark, the herald angels sing
Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse
What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer
How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger

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