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9 Best Christmas cracker jokes...

  1. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
  2. Got a Christmas card full of rice today...
  3. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? 
  4. What’s a dog’s favourite carol? 
  5. Why did the pony have to gargle? 
  6. What is Santa’s favourite pizza? 
  7. What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? 
  8. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? 
  9. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? 
  1. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose
  2. Got a Christmas card full of rice today, I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
  3. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time? One day my prints will come
  4. What’s a dog’s favourite carol? Bark, the herald angels sing
  5. Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse
  6. What is Santa’s favourite pizza? One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
  7. What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours
  8. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer
  9. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger
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